Weird Broccoli

Description
Weird Broccoli is a giant head of broccoli with an enormous Afro, dressed in a white lab coat and oversize glasses through which his eyes cannot be seen. His most distinguishable feature is a unique combination of facial hair, which includes comically large zigzagging mustache as well as a neatly trimmed toothbrush mustache. He has the tendency to erratically respond to any question by simply gaping his jaw and saying nothing, or by uttering "Moh-freh-freh", a cryptic phrase whose meaning is unknown.

Powers and abilities
Weird Broccoli is one of the most eminent and skilled scientists in Finger World, and studied alongside his colleagues and rivals, the Evil Cave Scientist and Earth Foe. His inventive genius is unparalleled, fueled through a intrepid study of The Weirding, and resides within a large personal laboratory run by a small army of robots of his own creation. His products include: In addition, Weird Broccoli's unconventional green hair has the ability to store any number of gadgetry within its curls, acting as a sort of pocket dimension or hammerspace from which anything can be accessed. This hair can also change its shape into that of a helicopter rotor, allowing Weird Broccoli to achieve limited flight.
 * An army of Brocobots, independently functioning robots modeled after a miniaturized version of himself
 * The Broco-gone, a portable personal teleporter
 * The Dahsmokah, a small 2-foot tall tank-like machine with an extremely powerful smokescreen utility
 * The Broc-o-matic, an two-story giant green flexible mechanical arm and hand with a vice-like grip that can shrink to portable size
 * The Woopyships, a line of gravity-defying energy-shielded vehicles with the ability to pass through different dimensions, and a unique variation for personal use nicknamed the "Brocmobile"

History
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Miscellanea
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