Clumsy Potato

Description
Clumsy Potato is a giant potato with a perpetually silly expression, and is often seen covered in many places with bandages. Despite a constant willingness to help others, he seems blithely unaware of his own bizarre lack of physical coordination, and is easily capable of causing reckless destruction to himself and his surroundings.

Powers and abilities
The constant threat caused by Clumsy Potato's physical awkwardness is caused and severely augmented by the extraordinary elasticity of his skin, which can amplify any physical force to an outstanding degree. The result is that Clumsy Potato can, at a touch, become a rapidly bouncing and nigh-unstoppable projectile that causes major damage to himself and his surroundings, and will only stop after he loses consciousness.

A second attribute, arguably even more dangerous than the first, is his ability to transform under a particular set of circumstances. When Clumsy Potato is for whatever reason injured either through piercing or crushing, his body will instantly transform into five identical 'timbers' of fried potato flesh, becoming the entity known as SuperFries.

History
Coming soon.

Miscellanea

 * Clumsy Potato's unusual elastic attributes share similarities with that of two other beings: Odd Mushroom and the Bouncy Beds
 * Clumsy Potato is the cousin of Lazy Tomato

=SuperFries=

Description
SuperFries is a short-tempered being made of 5 giant french fries bound by magic ketchup that takes the solid form of a cape, and is the secret alter-ego of Clumsy Potato. Although SuperFries is a self-described superhero with the necessary appearance and powers, few heroics are ever accomplished in the brief period of time before he automatically reverts into Clumsy Potato - which is often spent in pursuit of whatever hapless target who caused the transformation in the first place.

Powers and abilities
SuperFries is the result of an automatic transformation that occurs whenever Clumsy Potato is injured either through crushing or piercing damage. SuperFries is nearly invulnerable and sports a variety of abilities such as superhuman strength, speed, senses, and flight. These powers are limited, however, as SuperFries only has a short unspecified amount of time before he automatically changes back into Clumsy Potato.

History
Coming soon.

Miscellanea
Coming soon.